Best Dwarf Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist. “Save me?” the dwarf pleaded. “Get off!” Leo tried to shove him away, but Passalos did a backward somersault and landed out of reach. Leo’s pants promptly fell around his knees. He stared at Passalos, who was now grinning and holding a small zigzaggy strip of metal. Somehow, the dwarf had stolen the zipper right off Leo’s pants. “Give—stupid—zipper!” Leo stuttered, trying to shake his fist and hoist up his pants at the same time. “Eh, not shiny enough.” Passalos tossed it away.”

Humor Leo Valdez Jason Grace Dwarf Zipper Passalos

Book:The House of Hades

Source: The House of Hades

“By the time his vision had settled, the dwarf had disappeared into a maelstrom of churning muck. Butler decided not to attempt pursuit. Dying below ground was not very high on this *things to do* list. But there will be another day, fairy, he thought grimly. And there was to be. But that's another story.”

Vision Dying Pursuit Opposition Another Day Foreshadowing Butler Dwarf Another Story Things To Do List

Book:Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”

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Book:The Use and Misuse of Children

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“I suppose a human's carriage is a dwarf's bus.”

Humans Human Bus Dwarfs Dwarf Carriage

Book:Gods on the Mountain

Source: Gods on the Mountain

“Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the faeries may literally attack you, on the spot.”

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Book:The New Homeowner's Guide to House Spirits

Source: The New Homeowner's Guide to House Spirits

“Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.”

Mythology Armageddon Mead Dwarf

Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot

Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot

“This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.”

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Book:The Sun Watches the Sun

Source: The Sun Watches the Sun

“Quelle liberté nous reste-t'il si nos propres choix sont conditionnés par des émotions sur lesquelles nous n'avons aucune emprise ?”

Freedom Emotions Dwarf Dwarf Speech

Book:Jorun de la Forge

Source: Jorun de la Forge

“Stand where y' are, son of a swamp pig!" - Bruenor”

Humour Dwarf

Book:By R. A. Salvatore - The Crystal Shard (Forgotten Realms) (New Edition) (1905-06-25) [Paperback]

Source: By R. A. Salvatore - The Crystal Shard (Forgotten Realms) (New Edition) (1905-06-25) [Paperback]

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

“Every dwarf is a bastard in his father's eyes.”

Bastard Dwarf

Book:A Dance with Dragons

Source: A Dance with Dragons

“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf.”

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Book:Maestro

Source: Maestro

“You might even say their bark is as bad as their bite.”

Fantasy Magic Witch Baba Yaga Rider Dwarf Otherworld

Book:Wickedly Spirited

Source: Wickedly Spirited

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

Beard Gimli Sneeze Dwarf Elf Bored Of The Rings Legolas Gimlet Frito Legolam

Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.”

Feelings Fire Murder Flames Dwarfs Thor Dwarf Prye

Book:Norse Mythology

Source: Norse Mythology

“Can you lay your hand on your hearts and tell me I'm really alive? Are you sure I wasn't drowned and we're not all ghosts together?”

Dwarf Prince Caspian The Chronicles Of Narnia

Author:C. S. Lewis

“I am a Hobbit, like I said at the beginning of the book. That doesn’t mean that at times, many times, I wasn’t a Dwarf, an Orc, even a bit Gollum-ish or Wraith-ish. But deep down, what I want to be is a Hobbit. Do you?”

Wraith Orc Dwarf Hobbit Gollum

Book:Be a Hobbit, Save the Earth: the Guide to Sustainable Shire Living

Source: Be a Hobbit, Save the Earth: the Guide to Sustainable Shire Living

“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.”

Gold Digger Dwarf Elf Bored Of The Rings Toy Maker

Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings