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Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

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Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Quotes

“...and several bowls of artificial fruit which couldn't have been mistaken for the real thing at fifty meters. These Pepsi and Moxie immediately ate.”

Humor Funny Fruit Parody Pepsi Moxie Bored Of The Rings Merry And Pippen

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“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

Beard Gimli Sneeze Dwarf Elf Bored Of The Rings Legolas Gimlet Frito Legolam

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“I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi. "So do I," said Moxie. "May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish," said Spam.”

Parody Lord Of The Rings Spam Sam Gamgee Bored Of The Rings Pepsi And Moxie Merry And Pippin

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“If only I'd listened to my Uncle Poo-poo and gone into dentistry," whined Pepsi. "If I'd stayed home, I'd be big in encyclopedias by now," sniffled Moxie. "And if I had ten pounds o' ciment and a couple o' sacks, you'd a' both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago," said Spam.”

Spam Bored Of The Rings Pepsi And Moxie

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“To assist him in his duties there was a rather large police force which did nothing but extract confessions, mostly from squirrels.”

Squirrels Confessions Police Force Bored Of The Rings Boggies

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“Toke a lid, smoke a lid, pop the mescalino! ...Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!”

Humor Hippie Parody Bored Of The Rings Tom Bombadil Tim Benzidrino

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“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.”

Gold Digger Dwarf Elf Bored Of The Rings Toy Maker

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“Do not mock powers beyond your knowledge, impudent hair-foot”

Wizard Gandalf Bored Of The Rings Goodgulf Hair Foot

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“At the mention of his name, Frito gurgled loudly and fell off his sheep, and the Ring dropped out of his clothes and rolled to Orlon's feet. One of the sheep trotted up, licked it, and turned into a fire hydrant.”

Sheep Ring Bored Of The Rings Fire Hydrant Licked It

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“There were a great many beds arranged around the walls, all of which looked as though they had recently been slept in by perverted kangaroos...”

Humor Funny Parody Bored Of The Rings Perverted Kangaroos

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