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“I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi. "So do I," said Moxie. "May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish," said Spam.”

Parody Lord Of The Rings Spam Sam Gamgee Bored Of The Rings Pepsi And Moxie Merry And Pippin

Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“If only I'd listened to my Uncle Poo-poo and gone into dentistry," whined Pepsi. "If I'd stayed home, I'd be big in encyclopedias by now," sniffled Moxie. "And if I had ten pounds o' ciment and a couple o' sacks, you'd a' both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago," said Spam.”

Spam Bored Of The Rings Pepsi And Moxie

Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings