“I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi. "So do I," said Moxie. "May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish," said Spam.” ParodyLord Of The RingsSpamSam GamgeeBored Of The RingsPepsi And MoxieMerry And Pippin Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings