Quotessence
Home / Quotes / Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

Work

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Browse quotes and source details for this work. more

Author

The Harvard Lampoon

Browse famous quotes and profile details for The Harvard Lampoon. more

You May Also Like

“As humans, we have invented lots of useful kinds of lie. As well as lies-to-children ('as much as they can understand') there are lies-to-bosses ('as much as they need to know') lies-to-patients ('they won't worry about what they don't know') and, for all sorts of reasons, lies-to-ourselves. Lies-to-children is simply a prevalent and necessary kind of lie. Universities are very familiar with bright, qualified school-leavers who arrive and then go into shock on finding that biology or physics isn't quite what they've been taught so far. 'Yes, but you needed to understand that,' they are told, 'so that now we can tell you why it isn't exactly true.' Discworld teachers know this, and use it to demonstrate why universities are truly storehouses of knowledge: students arrive from school confident that they know very nearly everything, and they leave years later certain that they know practically nothing. Where did the knowledge go in the meantime? Into the university, of course, where it is carefully dried and stored.”

InspirationalHumorScienceEducationKnowledgeTeacherPerceptionLibraryUniversitySurrealismAcademiaPastoral CareTeleologyLie To Children
Book:The Science of Discworld
Create image

“The prayer level of a church never rises any higher than the personal example and passion of the leaders. The quantity and quality of prayer in leadership meetings is the essential indicator of the amount of prayer that will eventually arise among the congregation.”

ChurchPrayerPrayer QuotesRevivalPastorsChurch LeadershipChurch LeadersPastoral MinistryPastoral CarePastoring
Book:Old Paths, New Power: Awakening Your Church through Prayer and the Ministry of the Word
Create image

“I listened impatiently to the wisdom of the O'Neills for about twenty minutes until I could take no more (by this time Steve and Susan had me thumbing through the paperback). I slid the book across the desk at them and said, 'This is so much shit.' That was a mistake because the word 'shit' on the lips of a pastor deeply offended their moral sensibilities. Such was the state of things among us. They took grave exception to the word SHIT, while I was expected to remain noddingly neutral toward their adultery. WELL, SHIT, I thought. Without apologizing, I tried to convince them I was merely 'upset' by the prospects of their separation. Gradually, I achieved the clinical tone that they so admired in the O'Neills and evidently expected in their country parson.”

MarriageFree LovePastoral CareOpen Marriage
Book:Open Secrets: A Memoir of Faith and Discovery
Create image

“No matter how difficult the challenge, when we spread our wings of faith and allow the winds of God's spirit to lift us, no obstacle is too great to overcome. - Roy Lessin”

InspirationalSelf HelpPersonal DevelopmentChristian LifeSelf CareWomens InspirationalPsychology SpiritualityPastoral CareDevotional InspiringDevotionals
Book:Who Cares? A Guided Self-Help & Devotional Journal for the Seasons of Life
Create image

“Every experienced pastor knows that what the penitent heart says about itself is much more consequential than well-made truthful sentences that shout from the outside of the inner voice of conscience. No element of confession is more crucial than the discipline of listening. The attentive listener is a chosen agent of divine reconciliation. When the moment for keen listening is offered, take it as an inestimable gift.”

ListeningConfessionMinistryPastoral Care
Book:Corrective Love: The Power of Communion Discipline
Create image