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Joe the Alien

Book by GLEN NESBITT · 7 quotes · Fart, Air Freshener, Alien

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“The night was eerily silent, save for the crackle of the fire and some farts of fear from the tent that Rip affectionately called “fear-ts.”

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“I prefer the wit of Shakespeare or Mark Twain. But, truth be told, to get a laugh, a cheap laugh, all you have to do is..." Rip interrupted with another well-timed fart.”

Humor Wit Shakespeare Fart Mark Twain

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“Nobody would be stupid enough to follow us because there were cops behind us the whole time.”

Police Followed

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“Ruby, growing impatient, shouted, "Sneeze! Sneeze!" Rip stammered, "I’m trying, I’m trying. I have the Ah, but I don't have the Choo.”

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“He smells with his thumb and eats with his rear; you wouldn’t want to know what he does with his ear.”

Ears Smell Senses Aliens Thumb Scatological

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“Way up high above the stars; this close encounter’s rather far.”

Alien Close Encounters

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“The surrounding forest was a wall of darkness, the trees standing tall and silent, smelling like a high-quality cardboard air-freshener.”

Trees Forest Cardboard Air Freshener

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