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“At the mention of his name, Frito gurgled loudly and fell off his sheep, and the Ring dropped out of his clothes and rolled to Orlon's feet. One of the sheep trotted up, licked it, and turned into a fire hydrant.”

Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

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“I was terrified of opening my marriage to outside influence. Because it was the center of my life and meant more than anything. But as I thought through my fears, I realized something: Testing that bond was a win-win scenario. Best case, we would weather the challenges, and I would have a wealth of experiences and emotional bonds with others that could complement my life. Worst case, I was wrong about the strength of what we I had together, and it would tear us apart. But if what we had were that easily ruined, was it really all that great in the first place? And wouldn’t I want to know now, 4 years into the marriage, rather than another 20 or 30 years down the road?”

Marriage Polyamory Nonmonogamy Open Marriage

Book:Poly Land: My Brutally Honest Adventures in Polyamory

Source: Poly Land: My Brutally Honest Adventures in Polyamory

“[We] eventually joked about the pedestal he put me on during our first years together, and I know my falling off it drew us closer. Pedestals separate. They create imbalances. ... But the pedestal Scott has placed me on feels so good under my feet. I like the smooth, study foundation of it, the intoxicating knowledge that I am someone's ideal, someone's vision of perfection.”

Relationships Polyamory Open Marriage

Book:More: A Memoir of Open Marriage

Source: More: A Memoir of Open Marriage

“Thanksgiving offers you a chance to reflect on your life and appreciate what makes you stand out.”

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Book:The Gift of Thanksgiving

Source: The Gift of Thanksgiving

“You can’t believe in your dreams if you don’t believe in the giver of the dreams. In all things, put God first. He is willing to put you ahead for excellence!”

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Book:Daily Drive 365

Source: Daily Drive 365

“Prioritize and work for the unshakeable, indestructible, incorruptible, and the imperishable Heavenly kingdom. It will be worth your life and you will never regret it.”

Priority God First Haggai God First Quotes Matthew 6 33 Seek His Kingdom

Author:Royal Raj S

“If I were to try to be perfect before humans, I would probably fall out of the grace of God. -MillYentei”

God First Loyal To God My Grace In God

Author:Deshawn Yeldell

“We need Wisdom to seek for the Kindom and we need the Kingdom to have the Freedom to posess all other things!”

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Author:Israelmore Ayivor

“We each have a story. They did this to us. There was no outside aggressor. They wanted an Apocalypse. They wanted the end. And they made it happen. It was orchestrated - who got in, who didn't. There was a master list. We weren't on it. We were left here to die. They want to erase us, the past, but we can't let them.”

Bradwell Boy With Birds In His Back

Book:Pure

Source: Pure

“-Se supone que solo te quedarías con nosotros por tu propio bien, por razones egoístas. Me dijiste que tenías una. -Y la tengo. -¿Y cuál es? -Tú eres mi razón egoísta.”

Bradwell Pressia

Book:Pure

Source: Pure

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