“At the mention of his name, Frito gurgled loudly and fell off his sheep, and the Ring dropped out of his clothes and rolled to Orlon's feet. One of the sheep trotted up, licked it, and turned into a fire hydrant.” SheepRingBored Of The RingsFire HydrantLicked It Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings