“To assist him in his duties there was a rather large police force which did nothing but extract confessions, mostly from squirrels.” SquirrelsConfessionsPolice ForceBored Of The RingsBoggies Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings