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“My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."”

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Jimmy Carr is a British comedian known for his distinctive humor style and satirical approach. Born on September 15, 1972, Carr has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. He gained recognition for his performances in television shows such as '8 Out of 10 Cats' and 'The Jimmy Carr Show', which have made him one of the most popular comedians in the UK. Carr's comedy often tackles social and political issues, resonating with audiences. more

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