“In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.” IfsHumansMeanMomentsBecomingShotsCleanMealsBulletsAvoidedUndeadStingyZombie MovieZombielandWoulda Coulda Shoulda Author:Jesse Eisenberg
“The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.” FirstsReasonObviousZombieCardioOutbreaksFattyZombie MovieZombieland Author:Jesse Eisenberg
“I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.” StillsCharacterNew YorkDaughterMy DaughterAssaultZombieAirportsFlewZombieland Author:Woody Harrelson
“Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.” ThinkingKnowsYearsSaidI CanKnow HowHappenedStupidThousandYears AgoDo You KnowThousand YearsLauraNoddingZombieland Author:MaryJanice Davidson
“Sometimes I think maybe they were right all along, the people on the other side in Zombieland. Maybe it would be better if we didn't love. If we didn't lose either. If we didn't get our hearts stomped on, shattered: if we didn't have to patch and repatch until we're like Frankenstein monsters, all sewn together and bound up by who knows what. If we could just float along, like snow. But how could anyone who's ever seen a summer - big explosions of green and skies lit up electric with splashy sunsets, a riot of flowers and wind that smells like honey - pick the snow?” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsHeartSometimesBigsWould BeTogetherSidesLosesSkyWindFlowerSummerPicksGreenBoundsSmellMonstersSnowSunsetWhat IfHoneyElectricLitFloatsExplosionsPatchesRiotShatteredZombieland Author:Lauren Oliver
“In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long as there was a consistent banter.” LongMatterCharacterSceneConsistentPlotBanterZombieland Author:Jesse Eisenberg
“I'm hardly the most notable person in 'Zombieland.' The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.” WayPersonsActorsNotableZombieland Author:Jesse Eisenberg
“You can do anything you want to do.” WantCan DoCowardlyFather SonHappy First Fathers DayHappy Fathers Day GodFunny Happy Fathers DayHappy Fathers Day GreetingsZombieland Author:Estelle Getty