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“We the money team Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream”
“Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.”
“Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake”
“My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”
“I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake.”
“Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.”
“We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.”
“But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs.”
“The larger the slice taken by government, the smaller the cake available for everyone.”
“Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.”
“By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
“What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake.”
“We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake.”
“At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake.”