Best Pumpkin Pie Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“This little pumpkin pie, beauty she personify, had my heart beat like the wings on a dragonfly I won't deny — The girl was breathtaking! Had me bob my head against a wall like I'm praying.”

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Book:Letter 19

Source: Letter 19

“He hadn't spent a lifetime pushing women away only to be taken down by a piece of pumpkin pie.”

Pumpkin Pie

Book:Defying the Odds

Source: Defying the Odds

“Activities will include, pretending to help in the kitchen, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and saying you're so full you're gonna throw up and then waiting ten minutes and getting more pie. Once the sun has been down for a couple of hours the Christmas season is technically upon us, so it's time for the first Harry Potter marathon of the year. Starting with film number three, because obviously, and ending with film five when the filthy casuals are allowed to go home. The hardcores can sleep at my place and in the morning we'll finish six, seven, and seven but where stuff happens. Pumpkin pie for breakfast.”

Harry Potter Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie

Book:Scrappy Little Nobody

Source: Scrappy Little Nobody

“Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.”

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Author:Sandra Lee

“But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!”

Source: Colonial Ballads, Sonnets, and Other Verse

“Ah! on Thanksgiving day, when from East and from West, From North and South, come the pilgrim and guest, When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board The old broken links of affection restored, When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more, And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before. What moistens the lips and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie?”

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Author:John Greenleaf Whittier

“My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: The turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.”

“Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.”

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Book:The Works of the Late Edgar Allan Poe, Volume 1

Source: The Works of the Late Edgar Allan Poe, Volume 1

“What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?”

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Author:John Greenleaf Whittier

“I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.”

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Author:Morgan Saylor

“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.”

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Book:Nothing's Sacred

Source: Nothing's Sacred

“Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”

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Author:Jim Davis

“Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.”

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Author:Garrison Keillor

“When white men first effect contact with some unspoilt race of savages, they offer them all kinds of benefits, from the light of the gospel to pumpkin pie. These, however, much as we may regret it, most savages receive with indifference. What they really value among the gifts that we bring to them is intoxicating liquor which enables them, for the first time in their lives, to have the illusion for a few brief moments that it is better to be alive than dead.”

Source: Human Society in Ethics and Politics

“Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling.”

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Author:Eden Robinson

“Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.”

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Author:George Will

“I see a girl caught in the remains of a holiday gone bad, with her flesh picked off day after day as the carcass dries out. The knife and fork are abviously middle-class sensibilities. The palm tree is a nice touch. A broken dream,perhaps? Plastic honeymoon, deserted island? Oh, If you put in a slice of pumpkin pie, it could be a desserted island! (Pg 64)”

Source: Speak

“On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All the locks are solid and tight, and there are no ghosts.”

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Book:We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”

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Author:Robert Breault

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”

“The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first course could include a dollop of Italian in 1492, but not Spanish spice or French sauce or too much Indian corn. Nothing too filling or fancy ahead of the turkey and pumpkin pie, just the way Grandma used to cook it.”

Source: A Voyage Long and Strange: Rediscovering the New World

“The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.”

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Author:Mitchell Burgess

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book

“And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans sit down to exactly the same meal as one another, exactly the same meal they grew up eating, and exactly the same meal they ate a year earlier. The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so.”

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Author:Nora Ephron