“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”
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“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”
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“Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.”
“We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.”
“I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.”
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
