“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”
Quote by Rita Rudner
Author
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more
You May Also Like
Source: Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)
“Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.”
“We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.”
“I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.”
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
Source: Alice, Let's Eat: Further Adventures of a Happy Eater
“Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.”
Source: Nothing Lost
“The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.”