“Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.”
Quote by Calvin Trillin
Work
Alice, Let's Eat: Further Adventures of a Happy Eater
This book is a continuation of the author's earlier work, offering a series of anecdotes and stories that explore the joys and peculiarities of the culinary arts through the eyes of a relatable character. more
Author
Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin is an American journalist known for his humorous and satirical writing style. Born on December 5, 1935, he has had a career that spans various fields, including literature, commentary, and news reporting. more
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