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Famous Robert Morley Quotes
Source: Morley Matters
“If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.”
Source: Robert Morley: 'responsible gentleman'
“The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.”
“Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.”
Source: Robert Morley: a reluctant autobiography
“The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.”
“To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.”
“Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."”
“Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.”
“If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.”
“A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.”