“I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was in the 2nd, who then hit puberty like a plane crash and grew into a gorilla who bullied me when he was in the 4th year and I was in the 5th. That's Karma.”
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Source: Bob Hope
“I have no idea what White House statement was issued, but I stand by it 100 percent.”
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Source: The Critical Shaw: On Literature
