Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family.
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“Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.”
“Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.”
“If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.”
“Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.”
“All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel
“A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
“Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.”
“I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
“I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature