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Tuxedos Quotes
“Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”
“I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.”
“Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.”
Source: The Wedding
“Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo”
Source: Breakfast of champions: or, Goodbye blue Monday!
Source: Double Crossed (Free Story)
Source: The Weird Sisters
“In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.”
“You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.”
“Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?”