Best Condom Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.”

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Book:Sex, Death, Drugs & Madness

Source: Sex, Death, Drugs & Madness

“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

“A true love will never prefer a condom”

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Author:Sir P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”

“Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.”

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Author:TRIPURARI

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

“Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for spontaneity.”

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Book:A Bird Without Wings

Source: A Bird Without Wings

“Your cooking reminds me of a Special Olympics race. Reminds me of the time I came in third place. I should have worn a condom.”

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Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“A condom is a helmet for sex.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Protected sex is, to Mother Nature, sex between a human and a doll.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Words could never express the infinite sadness of a used condom, removed from your already half-limp dick by an expert hand, which then strangles it with a precise, automatic gesture.”

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Book:L'obsolescence programmée de nos sentiments

Source: L'obsolescence programmée de nos sentiments

“Putting a condom on is like raising your own flag, there is a solemn sensation when it is all erected.”

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Book:"Darling, it's not only about sex"

Source: "Darling, it's not only about sex"

“A condom is to use as a caution for pregnancy not as a precaution for sex”

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Author:Sir P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Say no to condom and say yes to love”

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Author:P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“It is alleged that President Trump likes his mistresses to say: No condom, no problem.”

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Author:Steven Magee

“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”

“Always use condom sense!”

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“Some grandparents are not even thirty years old.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.”

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.”

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Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people have made some mistakes … and some mistakes have made some people.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got some dodgy crevasses. Ooh, that's a bad reference! But it's got some dangerous cavities there. You know what I'm saying.”

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Author:Rachael Taylor

“What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!”

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Author:Amy Lockwood

“Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.”

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Author:Amy Lockwood

“No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart.”

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Book:Victory

Source: Victory

“condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette.”

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Book:Ecumenical Jihad: Ecumenism and the Culture War

Source: Ecumenical Jihad: Ecumenism and the Culture War

“We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. The federal government should not be telling young people to use condoms. It's also an insult to teenagers, reducing them to the level of a dog that can't control its hormones.”

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Author:Christine O'Donnell

“About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there.”

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Author:Christine O'Donnell

“In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.”

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Author:Bruce Lansky

“Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution.”

“I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and I've been happily married for 21 years. I don't even know what a condom is anymore.”

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Author:Tom Hanks

“President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?”

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Author:Jay Leno

“I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.”

“An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.”

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Book:Ranting Again

Source: Ranting Again

“There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralisation, a first assumption of responsibility...”

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Author:Pope Benedict XVI

“There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.”

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Author:Hillary Clinton

“That is supposed to be the rallying cry of women in the age of AIDS: no condom, no sex. But the dirty little secret is that the rallying cry is a whisper.... The great unspoken on the heterosexual AIDS front has been how behavior is still determined by the old psychosexual minuet of the sexes, the lack of responsibility in young men and of assertiveness in young women.”

“If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!”

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Author:Joycelyn Elders

“The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.”

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Author:Jason Segel

“Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.”

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Author:Thom Yorke

“I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

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