Quotessence
Home / Topics / The Pill Quotes

The Pill Quotes

Browse 9 quotes about The Pill.

The Pill Quotes

“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”

HumorHandsFunnySufferingQuotesSexEasySimpleHumourHumorousTasksQuoteProfoundPhilosopherComplicatedSexualityQuote Of The DayThoughtfulSatireThought ProvokingDeepInsightfulDisabilityAphorismSouth AfricaQuotationsStrokesAfricaMaximsSayingsBathsAdagesDisabledProverbsAphorismsMake You ThinkAxiomsAdagePreventionProverbSatiricalSayingEpigramsCrippledSufferCondomBathingAfricanComplexQuotationGnomeHandMaximEpigramGnomesProvoke ThoughtMade Me ThinkMultitaskingAxiomDictumDictumsContraceptivesTaskSouth AfricanForeplaySexual IntercourseShowerWearPreventCondomsBathStrokeWearingCrippleMultitaskThe PillContraceptiveBathePut OnShoweringSuffersOn The PillHemiplegiaHemiplegicTake A BathTake A Shower
Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Create image

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

BodyHumorMotherQuotesGirlSexParentWomenRolesHumourBirthFemaleFunctionQuoteProfoundSexyMotherhoodImpressionParentsWomanThoughtfulAbortionBirthdayBreastsSatireGirlsThought ProvokingPregnancyDeepInsightfulParenthoodMothersAphorismPregnantAdoptionQuotationsMaximsSayingsToiletsAdagesProverbsUnderwearAphorismsMake You ThinkAxiomsAdageDrawersNewbornProverbSatiricalSayingEpigramsDiapersQuotationGnomeStrippingMaximFemalesSexinessEpigramGnomesProvoke ThoughtMade Me ThinkLingerieAxiomDictumDictumsPantiesRoleForeplayToiletPottyBoobsNappiesAdoptBreastStrippersStretch MarksBraNewbornsUndergarmentsUndiesStripperBody ShameFunctionsPregnancy TestStripAbortThe PillBoobPotty TrainingPregnancy TestsPush UpBreast FeedingG StringNappyUnderclothesDiaperPush Up BraPush Up BrasToilet TrainingUndergarmentBreast FeedG StringsPantyPottiesSilver StripeSilver StripesSkivviesStretch MarkUnderthings
Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Create image

“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

LifeHumorFunnyDeathQuotesSexAliveHumourJokesHumorousProtectionAidsManageAbortionSatirePregnancyAphorismDeadPregnantQuotationsJokeHilariousHivAphorismsCondomAphoristAphoristsContraceptivesOne Night StandSexual IntercourseHiv PositiveCondomsOne Night StandsAbortThe PillContraceptiveSleep WithHiv Negative
Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Create image

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

PeopleHumansHumorHumanityQuotesSexHuman BeingsPleasureHumourThousandHumanQuoteProfoundPopulationThoughtfulAbortionSatireThought ProvokingPregnancyDeepConceptionInsightfulAphorismPregnantQuotationsMaximsSayingsAdagesProverbsAphorismsMake You ThinkReproductionAxiomsAdageProverbSatiricalSayingEpigramsCondomOrgasmQuotationGnomeMaximProcreationEpigramGnomesProvoke ThoughtMade Me ThinkAxiomDictumDictumsContraceptivesMiscarriageComeSexual IntercourseOrgasmsCondomsEjaculationSpermConceiveReproduceSemenThe PillContraceptiveProcreateSpermsEjaculateMiscarriagesAbortions
Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Create image

“Little hypocrisies are easy enough to find, and where sex is involved, one finds little else. During a debate in 1970 over whether to introduce coed dorms at the University of Kansas, one male student said that such living arrangements would leave students “free to engage one another as human beings.” “I believe that the segregation of the sexes is unnatural,” another said. “This tradition of segregation is discriminatory and promotes inequality of mankind.” The same high-flown statements were heard at every school where coeducation was introduced, and they all carried the same tacit addendum: any benefit to our sex lives will be purely coincidental. From the moment the Pill became widely available, the effect of the sexual revolution has mainly been to make women more sexually available to men. This hardly even qualifies as an unintended consequence, just an unannounced one.”

HypocrisySexual RevolutionObfuscationThe Pill
Book:Boomers: The Men and Women Who Promised Freedom and Delivered Disaster
Create image

“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

ChildrenGodHumorKidsFunnyReligionQuotesHeavenReligiousHellAtheismHumourBlessingHumorousBibleQuoteProfoundAtheistPhilosopherQuote Of The DayBelieverGiftCurseThoughtfulSatireThought ProvokingPregnancyDeepInsightfulChildAphorismPregnantSouth AfricaQuotationsAfricaBlessingsMaximsSayingsPillsGiftsAdagesProverbsAphorismsMake You ThinkCursedReproductionAxiomsAdageNewbornProverbSatiricalSayingBelieversEpigramsCondomCursingAfricanQuotationGnomeSatiristMaximProcreationEpigramGnomesProvoke ThoughtMade Me ThinkKidAxiomDictumDictumsContraceptivesAtheistsSouth AfricanNonverbalChildfreeSatiristsChildlessCondomsVerbalNonbelieverNewbornsNonbelieversReproduceSelfish SelfishnessThe PillContraceptiveProcreatePillOn The Pill
Book:The Use and Misuse of Children
Create image