Best Stds Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Impressed how some women can use victims of rape and incest to support their decision to have unprotected sex with strangers. They never seem worried about STDs either.”

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Book:94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

Source: 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”

“Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.”

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Book:Survivor

Source: Survivor

“On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.”

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Book:33 Snowfish

Source: 33 Snowfish

“Unprotected sex is often a subconscious attempt to commit delayed assisted suicide.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As much as SEX is a stress reliever, there are other benefits like: Pregnancy and STDs.”

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Author:Don Santo

“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

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Author:Ahmed Mostafa

“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.”

“I get tested for HIV twice a year.... One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human to be tested for STDs. It's just disgusting behaviour when people don't. It's so irresponsible.”

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Author:Scarlett Johansson

“I think most people are motivated to want to do what is best for themselves. People want to avoid STDs. I believe in a system that leaves it up to the individual to protect their own health.”

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Author:Chester Brown

“Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.”

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Author:Donald Glover

“I`ve got to get a shoutout to, who`s the "BuzzFeed" reporter, he`s amazing at finding stuff. You have Donald Trump talking about his experiences having casual sex as his own personal Vietnam, avoiding an STD, like no one.”

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Author:Chris Hayes

“Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?”

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Author:Jennifer Rardin

“[On STDs] This be Nature’s way of recommending monogamy.”

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Author:Martin Amis

“Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.”

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Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.”

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Author:Rachel Maddow

“You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.”

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Author:Chris Jericho