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“I offered you a choice, and you took it." I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber?”

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Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.”

Sex First Sentence Stds Gonorrhea

Book:33 Snowfish

Source: 33 Snowfish

“In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."”

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Author:Tina Fey

“When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.”

Want School Girl Worst High School Worst Things Old Fashioned Gonorrhea

Author:Bill Maher

“Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did.”

Believe Real Hero Flaws Real Heroes Fatal Flaws Gonorrhea

Book:God Bless You, Mr Rosewater

Source: God Bless You, Mr Rosewater

“By all means, there should be no children when either mother or father suffers from such diseases as tuberculosis, gonorrhea, syphilis, cancer, epilepsy, insanity, drunkenness and mental disorders. In the case of the mother, heart disease, kidney trouble and pelvic deformities are also a serious bar to childbearing No more children should be born when the parents, though healthy themselves, find that their children are physically or mentally defective.”

“As the most religious country of the 18 surveyed, the U.S. also comes in with the highest rates for teen pregnancy and for gonorrhea and syphilis.”

Country Religious Highest Rate Sexuality Pregnancy Syphilis Teen Pregnancy Gonorrhea

Author:Gwynne Dyer

“Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.”

Sex Nasty Herpes Gonorrhea

Author:Sacha Baron Cohen

“God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well let's see now. A clean guy - a disease-free guy and a disease-free woman - they marry and they keep their sex between the two of them. They're not going to get chlamydia, and gonorrhea, and syphilis, and AIDS. It's safe.”

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Author:Phil Robertson

“I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.”

Feels Eye Gonorrhea

Author:Johnny Knoxville