“I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.” HumorFunnyGirlfriendValentineValentine's DayMy GirlfriendChlamydia Author:Frankie Boyle
“Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?” KnowsWantTwoHelpingChoicesGamesWaterRight NowGunFilledAidsHelp MePetGrapesFerretsKool AidStdsChlamydia Author:Jennifer Rardin
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?” IfsWoodsLatinChuckSiriLatin PhrasesTwisterWoodchucksChlamydia Author:Sarah Mlynowski
“Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.” WellsClassMomThanksChlamydia Author:Liam Hemsworth
“God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well let's see now. A clean guy - a disease-free guy and a disease-free woman - they marry and they keep their sex between the two of them. They're not going to get chlamydia, and gonorrhea, and syphilis, and AIDS. It's safe.” ThinkingMenWellsSaidTwoGuySexStuffPrideGaySafeDiseaseCleanAidsHatsOne ManOne WomanGay PrideSyphilisGonorrheaChlamydia Author:Phil Robertson