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Herpes Quotes
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Herpes Quotes
“The rapid proliferation of AIDS has it on track to become the new herpes in the coming decades.”
“Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.”
“If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.”
“I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.”
“One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.”
“Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.”
“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.”
“Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.”
“Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.”
“Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.”