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Famous Mort Sahl Quotes
“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.”
“Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.”
“I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?”
“I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.”
“I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.”
“If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.”
“There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!”
“When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!”
“Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.”
“There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.”
“Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.”
“One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.”
“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.”
“We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.”
“That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.”