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Quote by Mort Sahl

“You know me, I love lost causes.”

Quote by Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl is an American comedian known for his satirical and witty performances. Born on May 11, 1927, he is considered one of the greatest comedians of the 20th century. more

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