“If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.” Quote by Mort Sahl
“I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.” MadeUsedMistakeCareersFemaleHollywoodMovedActressesImpersonators Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.” MenMetsRogerTombstoneGravestone Author:Mort Sahl
“Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.” JailCommittees Author:Mort Sahl
“There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!” GirlAngryBotox Author:Mort Sahl
“If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?” IfsWould BeKidsRememberDrugCome UpConservativeUp To YouMutants Author:Mort Sahl
“Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.” MenWantHateLimitsSorryKneesCopWomen Want Author:Mort Sahl
“I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?” MenWorldProblemLeftViewsDestinyLike YouWideSockClairvoyance Author:Mort Sahl
