“If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?” IfsWould BeKidsRememberDrugCome UpConservativeUp To YouMutants Author:Mort Sahl
“Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.” MenWantHateLimitsSorryKneesCopWomen Want Author:Mort Sahl
“I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?” MenWorldProblemLeftViewsDestinyLike YouWideSockClairvoyance Author:Mort Sahl
“There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.” IfsYearsTwoSecretBehindsLuckyStealingTwo YearsSpy Author:Mort Sahl
“I have worked hard to build relationships between Jewish people and black people.” PeopleHardBlackBlack People Author:Jesse Jackson
“Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.” PeopleIfsKnowsHardAgePastOne ThingCollegeAtheistAgnosticDays Off Author:Mort Sahl
“When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!” WorldSaidChangeRanChanging The World Author:Mort Sahl
“Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.” FirstsRichTvsMad Author:Mort Sahl
