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“Live Free or Die Hard may work better for an audience that doesn't know much about the series is than it will for Die Hard die hards, who will be wondering who that impersonator is and what he did with the real John McClane. The original Die Hard came out of nowhere to blitz the 1988 summer box office. The fourth installment arrives with a weight of expectations that Atlas would have trouble shouldering and, when the dust settles in September, it's unlikely that Live Free or Die Hard will be one of this year's big success stories.”

“I'm not a very good impersonator, my friends maybe, but not famous people.”

People Humor Inspiration My Friends Very Good Insight Impersonators

Author:Diane Kruger

“A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator.”

People Thinking Impersonators

Author:Michael Jackson

“I'm a very bad impersonator so I can't even remember if I've ever done a sports person. I mean, I think I was Bruce Jenner once but I don't think I said anything in the sketch. I was just sitting there in a like a bronze tracksuit. No dialogue. They don't trust me with dialogue.”

Ifs Thinking Mean Persons Said I Can Done Remember Sports Sitting Track Dialogue Suits Trust Me Don't Trust Bronze Impersonators

Author:Will Forte

“The world is full up with the talented impersonators of the Devil!”

World Devil Impersonators

Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“An actor is an impersonator; he plays many different roles. If you played the same role all the time, God that'd be a boring career.”

Ifs Different Play Actors Careers Roles Boring Impersonators

Author:Robert Loggia

“It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.”

Ifs Would Be Interesting Reincarnation Funny Music Impersonators

Author:Demetri Martin

“I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.”

Made Used Mistake Careers Female Hollywood Moved Actresses Impersonators

Book:Heartland

Source: Heartland

“My dad got divorced six times. Well, he actually only got divorced five times. He wouldn't divorce the sixth one 'cause he said he didn't want people to think he couldn't commit. 'I don't want people not taking me serious.' Dad, your last marriage was performed in Reno by an ordained lesbian Elvis impersonator. Who you hit on.”

People Thinking Want Wells Said Lasts Causes Five Serious Dad Six My Dad Divorce Commit Divorced Impersonators

Author:Christopher Titus

“I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.”

Hate I Hate Quarters Nickels Impersonators

Author:Gary Gulman

“When I was younger, I was always running into other girls involved in music. When I was about 14 or 15, one of my friend's dads was an Elvis impersonator and asked us to sing backups at a rehearsal. I did well and was hired. Did that for about two years.”

Years Wells Two Running Girl Dad Involved My Friends Two Years Rehearsal Other Girl Backup Always Running Impersonators

Author:Brandi Carlile

“One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a Michael Jackson impersonator and I played his publisher.I was just really good at my job.We were just about to go onto the field to throw out the first pitch just two weeks after 9\11. It was a huge security breach, and we made a lot of cops look really dumb. Producers of the show thought it would be really funny and I didn't think about it because I was a young dumb comedian. So I got arrested and went to jail in the Bronx, and now I can never go back to Yankee Stadium.”

“I was born in Las Vegas and my babysitter was a female Elvis Presley impersonator. My first memory is being in her arms and she was fully dressed up as Elvis. She was an avid thrift-shopper so I started going to thrift shops when I was very young. You could put something together for no money at all.”

Firsts Together Young Born Memories Arms Female Shops Vegas Las Vegas No Money Dressed Up Thrift Avid Babysitter Shoppers Impersonators

Author:Jenny Lewis

“In my fifth-grade yearbook - it's right up there on the top shell - the last page says, "What about your future?" and under my name, it says, "When I grow up, I would like to be either an actor, a radio announcer, an impersonator or a comedian."”

Lasts Actors Names Grows Growing Up Pages Radio Comedian Grades Our Future Shells Fifth Your Future Fifth Grade Announcers Yearbook Impersonators

Author:George Carlin

“It was unfortunate for other women who might come after [Margaret Thatcher] that the first woman to become prime minister was a male impersonator.”

Firsts Might Males Ministers Prime Unfortunate Prime Minister Impersonators

Author:Hilary Mantel

“When I came out publicly, some photo editors had a field day searching for pictures of me with a limp wrist or some other stereotypical gay signifier - as though, after decades in the public eye, they'd suddenly come across a trove of shots where I looked like a Cher impersonator.”

Eye Fields Gay Shots Decades Editors Wrists Public Eye Impersonators

Author:James McGreevey

“I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm not an Elvis impersonator.”

People Knows Want Wanted Voice My Own Hopefully Redneck Impersonators

Author:Lisa Marie Presley

“I'm not a Tony Blair impersonator.”

Blair Impersonators

Author:Michael Sheen

“I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.”

Firsts Persons Guy Voice Essays First Person Impersonators

Author:Tom Bodett

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

Ifs Life Would Be Funny Alive Fairs Clever Fairness Funny Life Funny Relationship Impersonators

Author:Johnny Carson

“Women are all female impersonators to some degree.”

Inspiring Degrees Female Feminist Impersonators

Book:Femininity

Source: Femininity

“Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”

Would Be Female Dresses Beard Shaving Great Female Impersonators

Author:Simon Cowell

“On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud”

Ends Shows Three Generations Fans Walking Crowds Loud Walking Out Older Generation Impersonators

Author:Lisa Marie Presley

“What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.”

Young Guy Strikes Vegas Impersonators Cool Guy

Author:Bill Hicks

“"Nationwide" featured an amazing collection of apprentice impersonators. From all over Britain, schoolchildren materialised via local studios to give us their imitations of the mighty. There were at least three uncannily accurate Margaret Thatchers, their eyelids fatigued with condescension and their voices swooping and whining like dive-bombers.”

Source: The Crystal Bucket

“It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time.”

Mind Looks Age Certain Literature Known Female Tragedy Lovely Our Time Impersonators

Author:Angela Carter

“Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator”

Ifs Politics Als Gore Phony Impersonators

Author:Dennis Miller

“I'm not really an impersonator.”

Impersonators

Author:Gilda Radner

“I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.”

Used Acting Female Actresses Impersonators

Author:Mort Sahl

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