“If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.”
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Famous Gary Gulman Quotes
“I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.”
“Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.”
“Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.”
“The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.”
“As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.”
“Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.”
“Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.”
“I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.”
“There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.”
“If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.”
“I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.”
“Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.”