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“I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.”

Quote by Gary Gulman

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Gary Gulman, born on July 17, 1970, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. He has gained popularity for his insightful observations of everyday life and satirical commentary on social phenomena, often performing in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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