“Prostitution is the relationship or marriage without the romance, commitment, promises, lies, etc.… and the mattering of the man’s sexual performance.” RelationshipsMarriageRelationshipDatingCheatingProstitutionDishonestyMgtowPremature EjaculationSexual Performance Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!” ThinkingMenShowsProblemHumorFunnySurveysPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Frankie Boyle
“They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!” PeopleHumorFunnyLastsNumbPrematureCondomAnestheticsEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Frankie Boyle
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper
“So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.” KnowsLooksDoeSaidSufferingWifeTearsYeahMy WifeMagazinesArticlesBellyPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Robert Schimmel
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.” SexPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Mel Brooks
“I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.” FirstsMatterCoursesNextMorningLaughingEventsHusbandPhonesMy HusbandSockHeartlessPrematureJestEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Julie Burchill
“Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.” MenGirlSexComplainingSensitivePrematureEjaculationSensitive ManPremature Ejaculation Author:Tom Sims