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“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.”

Quote by Gary Gulman

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Gary Gulman, born on July 17, 1970, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. He has gained popularity for his insightful observations of everyday life and satirical commentary on social phenomena, often performing in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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