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“For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.”

Quote by Gary Gulman

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Gary Gulman, born on July 17, 1970, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. He has gained popularity for his insightful observations of everyday life and satirical commentary on social phenomena, often performing in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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