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“If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.”

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Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman

Gary Gulman, born on July 17, 1970, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. He has gained popularity for his insightful observations of everyday life and satirical commentary on social phenomena, often performing in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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