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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes
“When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.”
“Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.”
“Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.”
“Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.”
“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”
“If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion”
“Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.”
“Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!”
“Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?”
“How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.”