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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes
“Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?”
Source: Ranting Again
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
“I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.”
Source: Rants
“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”
“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”
Source: Ranting Again
“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”