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“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”

Quote by Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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