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“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”

Quote by Dennis Miller

Book:Ranting Again

Work

This book is a continuation of the author's earlier work, featuring a series of rants on a wide range of topics. It includes humorous observations and thoughtful commentary, providing readers with a unique perspective on contemporary issues and personal experiences. more

Author

Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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