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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit.

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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes

“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”

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Book:I Rant, Therefore I Am

Source: I Rant, Therefore I Am

“Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.”

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“America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.”

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“We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.”

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“I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.”

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“I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.”

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“So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.”

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“Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.”

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Book:Ranting Again

Source: Ranting Again

“I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.”

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Book:Ranting Again

Source: Ranting Again

“The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.”

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Author:Dennis Miller

About the Author

Born: November 3, 1953
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 244

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