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“Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.”

Quote by Dennis Miller

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Ranting Again

This book is a continuation of the author's earlier work, featuring a series of rants on a wide range of topics. It includes humorous observations and thoughtful commentary, providing readers with a unique perspective on contemporary issues and personal experiences. more

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Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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