Best Getting Laid Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“In a civilized society there is nothing great about getting laid, animals do that all the time, but laying down oneself for the benefit of others, that's greatness - and more importantly, that's humanity.”

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Book:Neden Türk: The Gospel of Secularism

Source: Neden Türk: The Gospel of Secularism

“Governance is different from Politics as is love-making and getting laid”

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Author:Prabhukrishna M

“of course I pray. I pray every fucking day. Sometimes, the answer's no. I pray that I get more pussy. I've met Homos that got more pussy in college than me. WTF God? WTF??! Dead people got their Stimulus checks and I didn't get shit. God, what the fuck are you doing?”

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Author:Dmitry Dyatlov

“Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see.”

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Author:Bob Dylan

“Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time it was about 800 degrees and we were in Texas. We had shorts on and nothing else and somehow a motorcycle cop pulls up beside me and says, 'Come on, get on it, get on, go, go, go!' So I speeded up and it turns out we're in a huge state funeral. There are about 40 black Cadillacs in a row and then a green van called Mr Greenjeans, with two guys with no clothes in it.”

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Author:John Travolta

“I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.”

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Author:Joseph Bruce

“I think I might get laid more...by my dad.”

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Author:Tom DeLonge

“Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get rich.”

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Author:Bob Geldof

“This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?”

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Author:Tori Amos

“I think it's much more interesting when people say, "I love being famous. I love the attention and getting laid and having people I respect admire me," than when they pretend it hasn't had an effect on them.”

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Author:Leonardo DiCaprio

“Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.”

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Author:Joe Rogan

“And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what's on their minds? I'll tell you: How are they gonna get laid, and where are they gonna find some mind-altering substances.”

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Author:Michel Faber

“I am not inspired by helping you find Chinese food at 2am in Dallas, or swipe right to get laid. I want to use tech and data to make the world a better place.”

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Author:Nancy Lublin

“When you're trying to get laid, everything's great, but once you've been with someone eight years and the future is not finite, you have time to sit and really examine every little thing that irritates you.”

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Author:Richard Linklater

“I learned something from a string of failed relationships. You don't see a pattern quickly. You see it over time. I learned to stop jumping in at the first sign of attraction. As soon as you're attracted to someone, you go for it - whether or not it's a good idea. Basically, just going out and getting laid.”

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Author:James McAvoy

“Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.”

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Author:Jim Norton

“Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.”

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Author:Scott Adams

“Boys are rarely told that their virginity is a gift, or indeed that their sexuality is about “giving” something to another person – lightly or not. Boys “get laid”, “get lucky”, “get some”. They “take a girl’s virginity”, “take advantage”; if they’re thoughtful, they “take their time”. Boys are not taught to think of themselves or their virginity as something to be offered up, unwrapped and enjoyed.”

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Author:Emily Maguire

“Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid, getting drunk, and driving real fast over Mulholland Drive.”

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Author:Molly Ringwald

“Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I only got into comedy to get laid”

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Author:Jack Whitehall

“The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.”

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Author:David Crosby

“The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.”

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Author:Allen Ginsberg

“Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.”

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Author:Mark Lawrence

“I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make dresses that women get laid in.”

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Author:Diane von Furstenberg

“These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.”

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Author:Nora Ephron

“We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.”

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Author:Chelsea Handler

“What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.”

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Author:Jay Mohr

“The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time.”

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Author:Simon Cowell

“Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.”

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Author:Steven Tyler

“I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team 'cause he's on steroids and he's gonna get fat.”

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Author:Dave Grohl

“Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill.”

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Author:Kevin Bacon

“At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.”

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Author:Patricia McConnell

“To be taken seriously about doing something creative and probably travel a lot. That was my motivation. I knew I was good, I knew I could write. I also knew you could get laid really easily.”

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Author:David Bowie

“The act of writing itself isn't outrageous. And the institution subtly and insidiously works on you in such a way that though you seem to have freedom you become a servant. Your main issue is to get promoted to the next thing. Or get invited to a picnic. Or get tenure. Or get laid.”

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Author:Gerald Stern

“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”

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Author:Kevin Bacon

“You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their laminates and act important and try to get laid.”

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Author:Mark Kozelek

“It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They all say, "Oh my God, I'm getting old. I'm never getting laid again." Shut up. Yes, you are.”

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Author:Kenny Chesney

“Like every young man growing up in the puritanical Eisenhower 1950s, I had a hell of a time getting laid. I suppose that's why I was always intrigued by, and terribly envious of men who had no trouble at all in bedding a vast variety of desirable women.”

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Author:Edward Sorel

“I'd always wanted to do a weekly strip, or a strip that was in installments like that. It's been fun trying to figure out how to make that work. Their standards are so prissy that they won't allow me to use all kinds of language. Not only can you not swear, this morning I was informed I couldn't use the word "schmuck." I couldn't use "crap," "schmuck," or "get laid." Those three were beyond the pale. But you get around that, and it comes out better. I can't quite explain why.”

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Author:Daniel Clowes

“In France, older women are considered sensual, and they don't have to mask the lines and wrinkles and erase every sign of their life on earth to be attractive and get laid.”

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Author:Alexia Landeau

“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”

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Book:No Cure for Cancer

Source: No Cure for Cancer

“If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.”

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Author:Moby

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