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School Grammar Spelling Dork

Author:ward schiller

“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”

Humor Funny Silly Dragons Joke Nerd Geek Embarrassment Dork

Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls

“Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed. The mischief turned to triumph. Damn those magic eyes!”

Love Sweet Affection Mischief Teasing Dork Hazel Eyes

Book:What Remains

Source: What Remains

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.”

Friendship Grace Good Things Smile Unexpected Dork Noah

Book:All Fall Down

Source: All Fall Down

“There's very few dork movies made by dorks.”

Author:Zack Snyder

“I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I'm kind of a dork.”

Kind School Fiction Class Science Fiction Dork Classes In School

Author:Anson Mount

“I can't claim I'm truly a man's man, I'm just as much of a dork and a crybaby sometimes as anybody else.”

Men I Can Sometimes Claims Dork Crybabies

Author:Anson Mount

“All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any maths exams I'd get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.”

People Reason School Hate Ability My Family Very Good Math Mathematical Exam Dork Dorky

Author:Rebel Wilson

“I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork - a cooler one, but still a dork.”

Thinking Kind Stills Be Kind Mum Dork

Author:Georgia May Jagger

“I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks you want him to be. I trust the asshole cause you know where he's gonna stand.”

Thinking Knows Want Trying Mind Causes Don't Trust Want Him Dork

Author:Matthew McConaughey

“In a business that has exploited and ignored our people I have only found dead-ends. We need romantic comedies, gross-out and mockery comedies, horror and thrillers, teen movies and love-stories. All these and more will be a positive step towards the future of Native Americans in the world and film industry; an industry that that offers us not only the chance to play the parts of heroes, love interests and warriors, but also of villains, dorks and dangerous, brokenhearted products of circumstance.”

“It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year's cars. They fished in their change purses for nickels while the superstars flashed credit cards. Today, values have changed. The new object of veneration is not money on the hoof but money in the bank - and the dorks all have it.”

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Book:Making the Most of Your Money

Source: Making the Most of Your Money

“If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.”

Ifs Thinking Kind School Known Middle Middle School Brad Dork

Author:Lucas Till

“On some level, I think everyone felt like a dork in high school.”

Thinking School Felt Levels High School Dork

Author:Grant Show

“I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.”

Want Might Jerk Dork Blink 182

Author:Tom DeLonge

“My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.”

Want Humor Funny Car My Friends Judgemental Dork

Author:Demetri Martin

“I come from an art history background. I studied at a master's degree level; I chose to dork out on art for much of my adult life. A lot of my heroes are artists and a lot of my musical heroes have an artistic side.”

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Author:Black Francis

“I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn't unordinary; I wasn't extraordinary.”

Kind Kids Extraordinary Dumb Dork

Author:James Mercer

“I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.”

Sometimes My Own Forget Laughing Huge Jokes Showers Dork

Author:Lauren Gardner

“I certainly liked performing [Patrick Bateman], but it was because he thinks he's so [bloody] cool and just the [stuff], but is really such a cheesy dork.”

Thinking Stuff Performing Bloody Cheesy Dork

Author:Christian Bale

“Of course I was a dork, but that's OK. Because all the coolest people I know were dorks.”

People Knows Courses Dork

Author:Brendan Fraser

“People's perceptions of me have nothing to do with reality. I'm basically just your average dork.”

People Reality Perception Average Dork

Author:Art Alexakis

“I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.”

Stuff Stupid Disguise Dork

Author:Jessie J

“The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.”

Men Needs Body Attention College Strange Horse Beast Dimensions Dork

Author:Demetri Martin

“I felt like a dork growing up.”

Felt Growing Up Growing Dork

Author:Christina Milian

“I'm definitely excited about roles where I get to wear cool costumes. I love Game of Thrones, and would love to do something like that. I'm totally a dork.”

Games Roles Excited Thrones Costumes Dork The Love Of The Game

Author:Fiona Gubelmann

“I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.”

Hard Tree Hunters Dork

Author:Bill Engvall

“I was pretty lucky, I went to a really great school. I went to a Steiner School, which is very small and nurturing and creative, so I felt like I was in an environment where I could mature. There was less of the clique-y stuff, which can really make high school a living hell for a lot of people, going on, so I was very similar then to who I am now. I'm still a dork.”

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Author:Zoe Kravitz

“You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their laminates and act important and try to get laid.”

Thinking Trying Years Important Checks Getting Laid Dork Indie Music

Author:Mark Kozelek

“People think I'm cool - it's a virtue of my job! In real life I'm absolutely not cool, but I think if you have the courage of your convictions, and you're confident in yourself, people will maybe think that you are even if you're really a massive dork. Everyone has a different job where, to someone else, your job is really fancy!”

People Thinking Different Real Virtue Conviction Real Life Dork

Author:Shura

“I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways.”

School Numbers High School Musical Up And Down Hallways Dork

Author:Amy Adams

“I know that I present very - they say that I present very, very calm and very, very smart, very articulate, elegant. Yeah. And I go, 'Brilliant teams of makeup and wardrobe happened to dress me and clothe me and put my face on and do my hair. And then these brilliant teams of writers give me words to speak. I just need to make sure that I have them all in this combination in my body, in my being, and then I get to do it on camera, in front of a brilliant team of camera workers who really know how to like me and make me sound good.' So I'm just really a dork in real life.”

Giving Real Speak Team Smart Calm Brilliant Real Life Makeup Wardrobe Very Smart Dork

Author:Tamlyn Tomita

“Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.”

Trying Sometimes Feelings Care Liberating Dork

Author:John Mayer

“Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?”

Problem Unemployed Moron Dork

Author:John McEnroe

“I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.”

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Author:Wentworth Miller

“I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.”

Thinking Hot Dork

Author:Ashley Olsen

“I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.”

School Classmates Dork

Author:Natalie Portman

“I've just always been a bit of a dork.”

Author:Nate Silver

“I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.”

People Thinking Knows Able Fool Geek Dork

Author:Gwen Stefani

“I was a total dork in high school.”

School High School Dork

Author:Rainn Wilson

“On the outside, Oscar simply looked tired, no taller, no fatter, only the skin under his eyes, pouched from years of quiet desperation, had changed. Inside, he was in a world of hurt. He saw black flashes before his eyes. He saw himself falling through the air. He knew what he was turning into. He was turning into the worst kind of human on the planet: an old bitter dork. Saw himself at the Game Room, picking through the miniatures for the rest of his life. He didn't want this future but he couldn't see how it could be avoided, couldn't figure his way out of it. Fukú.”

Source: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

“I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork.”

Mean Fun Passionate Having Fun Sincere Geek Dork

Author:Kurt Cobain

“Why are you talking to the King Loser Dork? You want to talk about ugly? Look at what he’s wearing. (Stone) I like a man who takes fashion chances. It’s the mark of someone who lives by his own code. A rebel. A real lone wolf is a lot sexier than a pack animal who follows orders and can’t have an opinion unless someone else gives it to him. (Nekoda)”

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Book:Infinity: Chronicles of Nick

Source: Infinity: Chronicles of Nick

“I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick”

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“A geek is like a dork. Someone who’s on the fringe, who you wouldn’t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird and smart to fit in with the masses. Like me.” “You’re not a nerd!” “It’s okay. I know who I am. I consider it a compliment. I like when people tell me I’m weird.” I cram four Cheez Doodles into my mouth. “I mean, why be normal?”

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Author:Susane Colasanti

“And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.”

Years Said Romance Turns Girl Brain Boys Four Four Years Gorgeous Predictable Katie Dork Gorgeous Women Christy Miller

Book:In Your Dreams

Source: In Your Dreams

“Though you did eat all the pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so it balanced precariously on its two back legs. "How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork?" Clary wanted to know. "Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack." Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. "Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?" "Certainly not." Luke rose to toss the pizza box into the trash. "You would be stringy and hard to digest.”

Source: Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls

“Better late than never."-Dork Diaries”

Late Diaries Dork Better Late Than Never

Author:Rachel Renée Russell