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“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.”

Education Ass Dumb Vaccines Dumb Ass

Author:Jimmy Buffett

“I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.”

Years Drug Alcohol Ass Dumb Dumb Ass

Author:Johnny Depp

“We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.”

Heaven Hell Ass Dumb Rapper Hell On Earth Dumb Ass

Author:Tupac Shakur

“If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.”

Ifs Looks Problem Answers Rich Crime Republican Taxes Ass Dumb Deficit Paying Taxes Dumb Ass

Author:Bill Maher

“I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.”

Couple Thousand Clothes Dollars Ass Dumb Dumb Ass

Author:Big Sean

“There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.”

Source: Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

“Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet.”

Ifs Knows Enough Home Bigs Attention Trouble Streets Fronts Hair Red Ass Dumb Coming Home Good Enough Sauce Supermodel Big Hair Dumb Ass

Author:Eddie Huang

“I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.”

Knows Stupid Ass Dumb Dumb Ass

Author:Orrin Hatch

“We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.”

Reality Hell Knowing Ass Dumb Not Knowing Dumb Ass

Author:Tupac Shakur