Best Jersey Shore Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id.”

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Author:Michelle Malkin

“One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore.”

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Author:Joe Kyrillos

“I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I'm definitely not a fan of 'Jersey Shore' or anything.”

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Author:David Giuntoli

“Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'”

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Author:Jay Leno

“I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea.”

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Author:Marissa Jaret Winokur

“My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember being down in that area - Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited.”

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Author:David Cassidy

“Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.”

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Author:Pauly D

“I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.”

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Author:Chris Lilley

“Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it.”

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Author:Ozzie Guillen

“I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.”

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Author:Oprah Winfrey

“Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are the only one who doesn't dress nicely. Everybody goes on vacations to a great place and you go to the Jersey shore. It's very hard to do these things without an organized mechanism, but it looks to me like there might be some organized mechanisms.”

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Author:Dan Ariely

“Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.”

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Author:Amy Poehler

“I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.”

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Author:Vinny Guadagnino

“The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'”

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Author:Samuel L. Jackson

“I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'”

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Author:Chloe Sevigny

“Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.”

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Author:Bruce Springsteen

“The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home.”

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Author:Bruce Springsteen

“When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'”

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Author:Taylor Swift

“I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and growing. I don't think there is enough of that on TV. I mean, we've got 'Jersey Shore,' and I don't know what that teaches young kids.”

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Author:Johnny Weir

“Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand at the goddam Jersey shore and then turn down a woman with three kids hanging on by her fingernails.”

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Book:Tis: A Memoir

Source: Tis: A Memoir

“It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up.”

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Author:Taylor Swift

“Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.”

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Author:Margaret Cho

“Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.”

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Author:Mike Sorrentino

“The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend”

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Author:Nicole Polizzi

“I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.”

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Author:JWoww

“Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.”

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Author:JWoww

“I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.”

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Author:JWoww

“Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.”

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Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don't know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore.”

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Author:Robert Duvall

“Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey Shore.” The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters.”

“There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.”

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Author:Pauly D

“I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.”

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Author:Pauly D

“You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.”

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Author:Pauly D

“I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.”

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Author:Pauly D

“Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.”

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Author:Bobby Flay

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