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“I’ve seen daggers pierce the chest, Children dying in the road, Crawling things hooked and baited, Rapists bound and then castrated, Villains singed in public square. Yet none these sights did make me cringe Like when my Love cut all her hair.”

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Author:Roman Payne

“Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber”

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Author:Munia Khan

“Hair, pulled back or braided. Maybe it was time for a big trim. At certain points things weighed you down.”

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Book:There Is No Long Distance Now

Source: There Is No Long Distance Now

“[As in puberty,] There will be tears. And anger. And tragically unfortunate haircuts.”

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Book:What Fresh Hell Is This?: Perimenopause, Menopause, Other Indignities, and You

Source: What Fresh Hell Is This?: Perimenopause, Menopause, Other Indignities, and You

“Having a haircut is like cleaning the bedroom of your thoughts.”

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“The distant women bowed themselves; Nordic women who lived with their eyes looking at servants, as they were waiting; glaring in an intense white aspect, because they were athletic; because they had haircuts.”

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Book:The Breathing Advocate

Source: The Breathing Advocate

“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”

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Author:Kevin Kolenda

“There is a husband who requires mileage receipts, another who wants sex at three a.m One who forbids short haircuts, another who refuses to feed the pets. I would never put up with that, the other wives think. Never.”

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Book:Dept. of Speculation

Source: Dept. of Speculation

“I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut.”

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Author:Chyler Leigh

“A successful argument for a government manufacturing policy has to go beyond the feeling that it's better to produce 'real things' than services. American consumers value health care and haircuts as much as washing machines and hair dryers.”

“A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.”

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Author:Wes Smith

“One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.”

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Author:Evelyn Lauder

“While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am.”

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Author:Marc Forgione

“North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un reportedly has had 15 of his top officials executed. So the lesson here is when Kim Jong Un comes to work with a new haircut, you tell him, 'Looking good, Un.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war. The objective is to win the Premiershp. I don't want to dominate, to finish without defeat, record points or goals or consecutive wins. The Premiership is so difficult you cannot be focused on that. I just think about winning.”

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Author:Jose Mourinho

“Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?”

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Author:Win Butler

“I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and their headshot and their agent, their IMDB profile or whatever.”

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Author:Nick Offerman

“You're only as good as your last book.”

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Author:Nikki Giovanni

“Actresses generally arent allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isnt considered as versatile.”

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Author:Rosamund Pike

“People say to me, 'Do you dye your hair?' and I say, 'Well, does f**king Siouxsie Sioux? Does Bowie?'. Of course I'm going to have a decent haircut. It's one of the first things I learnt to do - get a few songs together and get your hairstyle right.”

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Author:Johnny Marr

“If you're a baby about the media, as I was, you can't imagine what it's like when the great approval machine shines its beam on you, when every time you cross the street someone comes out of a manhole to talk about your haircut.”

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Author:Ali MacGraw

“If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.”

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Author:Matthew Gray Gubler

“The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.”

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Author:Craig Kilborn

“John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet the Press" interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000 for a haircut, which sounds like a lot, but have you seen the size of Kerry's head.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it.”

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Author:Chili Davis

“When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid”

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Author:Mark Feehily

“There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date.”

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Author:Ryan Lochte

“A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.”

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Author:William Hazlitt

“Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.”

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Author:Jerry Coleman

“Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.”

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Author:Emo Philips

“You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.”

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Author:Warren Buffett

“For three years, I had embarrassing haircuts.”

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Author:Chris Hemsworth

“Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant.”

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Author:Nassim Nicholas Taleb

“Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and seeing the world. Going from New York to California and from Jamaica Queens to the South, I was always the new kid, or had the army crew haircut. I expected people to pick up on me. My brother kinda stole all of my old jokes. He got his inspiration from me.”

“I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me. ... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions.”

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Author:Rachel Lambert Mellon

“I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight.”

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Author:Bart Chilton

“..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.”

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Author:Garrison Keillor

“I like making sure that I've got a decent haircut, my beard's a decent length. I trim it once a week and that's all I need to do. Also, shoes polished. Just put yourself together properly. It's about self-respect, but it's also about having a bit of respect for the people you're interacting with on a daily basis.”

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Author:Patrick Grant

“If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.”

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Author:Paul Merson

“I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!”

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Author:Ed Robertson

“We may agree, for example, that our societies must provide greater security for the individual; yet if all we succeed in producing is a providing increased anonymity and ever increasing boredom, then we should not wonder if ingenious man turns to such amusements as drugs, housebreaking, vandalism, mayhem, riots, or - at the most harmless - strange haircuts, costumes, standards of cleanliness, and sexual experiments.”

“Great actors are so easy to direct. It's like they're big 747s that you just have to move left and right, and I don't really need to direct. I need to put them in the right costume, with the right haircut, in the right location, and with the right actor to act with.”

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Author:Louis Leterrier

“I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.”

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Author:Lena Dunham

“My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut.”

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Author:Alexander Ovechkin

“I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about being on the beach and he threw a Frisbee and it hit a lady in the head. His immediate reaction was to turn and he found a kid next to him and pointed to the kid, it's those kinds of moments. I was really impressed with the volume of fun stories we got to play with. No one was a loser in this game; they were all winners .”

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Author:Danny Pudi

“I like to shoot beautiful things. My two previous movies were one in the '60s, the other one in the '50s, and this one is in the '20s. This is a period that's very cinegenic. The cars, the props, the suits, the haircuts, the dresses, everything, and it gives you pleasure to compose frames with that material. The music, I really love jazz, so for me, when you have good materials and nice things, it's very pleasant.”

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Author:Michel Hazanavicius

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