Best Frisbee Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee.”

“Catch the life with the agility of a dog trying to get a hold of the flying Frisbee!”

“I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.”

“The Frisbee is a round disk. That's the somethingness. But it has another side; it has a nothingness which you cannot perceive with your physical mind or your senses.”

Mind Sides Health Buddhism Rounds Senses Perceive Nothingness Athletics Disk Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other end of the field is receiving an impression, a vibration from you.”

Persons Ends Games Perfect Fields Health Communication Buddhism Impression Receiving Vibrations Athletics Disk Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with the nothingness of the Frisbee, the nothingness of the play.”

Play Energy Process Health Buddhism Nothingness Athletics Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“Your ego interferes, your sense of self. When you let go of the mind, the Frisbee will take its own path.”

Mind Self Path Health Buddhism Letting Go Ego Interfere Sense Of Self Athletics Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“When you unite the nothingness of your mind with the nothingness of the Frisbee, then the Frisbee is not a Frisbee, and you are not you.”

Mind Health Buddhism Nothingness Athletics Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“You are trying to pierce the veil, to break through the Frisbee so that it doesn't exist, to break through the football so it doesn't exist, and to break through your opponent so they don't exist.”

Trying Break Football Health Buddhism Opponents Veils Athletics Break Through Pierce Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You must change.”

Health Buddhism Relation Opponents Athletics Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“I always had the ability to throw a frisbee pretty well. I don't why.”

Wells Ability Frisbee

Author:Joel Silver

“I never really was that passionate about playing sports. But when I was at this Mt. Herman school, I did have the ability to throw the frisbee. So when this sport evolved, it was fun because I was good at it.”

School Fun Sports Ability Passionate Playing Sports Frisbee

Author:Joel Silver

“Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park to be around trees and throw a Frisbee with my boyfriend.”

Ifs Home Seeing Tree Parks My Boyfriend Days Off Central Park Frisbee

Author:Kara Lindsay

“Performers always come back from the Edinburgh festival with adventure stories. Watts told a few: meeting a young kilt maker who spent a year in a madhouse after eating too much LSD, and accompanying Seattle actor and musician Michael McQuilken (of Collaborator Productions) to the hospital after a Frisbee accident. He reached up to catch it and cut his hand on a sign, .. He had to get a few stitches, but I think he can still play.”

“When I began to play Frisbee, I would play with my friends and we used to do difficult things. We would stand in front of lines of trees that were parallel. We would spend hours throwing frisbees back and forth between these tight spots.”

Play Used Difficult Hours Lines Tree Fronts My Friends Spots Throwing Parallels Back And Forth Difficult Things Rama Frisbee

Author:Frederick Lenz

“Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?”

Caught Frisbee

Author:Karl Pilkington

“I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints.”

Want Guy Saint Glad Tails Toss Ponies Frisbee

Author:Eric Ludy

“Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.”

Sometimes Humor Funny Lonely Throwing Get Real Frisbee

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.”

Thinking Years Humor Funny Hair Baseball Bob Curls Randy Frisbee

Author:Jerry Coleman

“Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.”

“I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.”

Thinking Should Humor Funny Yeah Rainbow Nails Beard Fling Frisbee

Author:Dylan Moran

“Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.”

Want Humor Light Funny Sex Rooms Incredibles Concerts Having Sex Frisbee

Author:Steven Wright

“I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.”

Believe Soul Dies Worship Your Soul Roof Frisbee

Author:Jim Stafford

“I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about being on the beach and he threw a Frisbee and it hit a lady in the head. His immediate reaction was to turn and he found a kid next to him and pointed to the kid, it's those kinds of moments. I was really impressed with the volume of fun stories we got to play with. No one was a loser in this game; they were all winners .”

Kind Play Moments Stories Kids Guy Turns Next Found Games Fun Reactions Winner Beach Loser Awkward Volume Impressed Haircuts Frisbee Bad Haircuts

Author:Danny Pudi

“I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.”

Looks Hard Government Song Pigs Frozen Pudding New Songs Piggy Frisbee

Author:Thom Yorke

“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”

World Want Play Smoke Pot Hippie Save The World Frisbee

Author:Trey Parker

“Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.”

People Black Drink Mountain Alcohol Beer Black People Concrete Diving Skiing Frisbee

Author:Franklyn Ajaye

“I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.”

Persons Sports Okay Frisbee

Author:Demetri Martin

“Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.”

Years Five Five Years Chasing Five Year Olds Frisbee

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.”

Chance Becoming Findings Ministers Prime Prime Minister Redneck Frisbee

Author:Boris Johnson

“A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to have it.”

Enough Shows Young Causes Mystery Young Women Old Woman Frisbee

Author:Tyler Perry

“I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time.”

Mean Play Used Party Fine Ultimate Reputation Pot Brag Popcorn Frisbee

Author:Bill Nye

“We're starting our own religion at last. The Order of Frisbeetarians. We believe that when you die, your soul ascends to a rooftop and you can never get it back.”

Believe Soul Lasts Order Dies Starting Your Soul Rooftops Frisbee

Author:Bono

“He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park, sharing a melting ice-cream cone, bicycling along the river, laughing, talking, kissing, a sappy score drowning out the dialogue because the screenwriter had no idea what these two people might say to each other.”

“Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard?”

Remember Yards Remember When Frisbee

Author:Alyson Noel

“I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but I don’t know why they’d decided to confine its purpose just to sitting. Obviously, sitting was one of the things you could do in a room this size; but you could also stage operas, hold cycling races, and have an absolutely cracking game of frisbee, all at the same time, without having to move any of the furniture. It could rain in a room this big.”

Knows Said Bigs Moving Purpose Games Rooms Race Stage Sitting Red Rain Decided Size Opera They Said Curtains Furniture Carpet Cycling Red Carpet Frisbee

Book:The Gun Seller

Source: The Gun Seller

“...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery.”

Enough Shows Young Causes Differences Mystery Please Dresses Young Women Skirts Frisbee

Book:Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

Source: Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

“YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.”

Safe Calm Plates Calm Down Dishwashers Frisbee

Author:Jenny Lawson

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”

Soul Funny Dies Belief Laughter Stuck Your Soul Afterlife Roof Frisbee Roof Over Your Head

Author:George Carlin

“One more thing," Megan said, stopping Doug in his tracks. His shoulders slumped and he turned around. "What? You want my kidney?" "I want in on the next ultimate Frisbee game," Megan said. Doug grinned. "You're playing skins." Megan grinned back. "We'll see about that.”

Want Said Next Games Skins Ultimate Track What You Want Shoulders Stopping Kidneys Frisbee

Book:Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys

Source: Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys

“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”

“Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can accomplish almost anything.”

Men Study Accomplish Suits Grass Over You Throwing Bathing Bathing Suits Frisbee

Author:Susan Rice

“One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers.”

Believe Persons Magic Amount Police Threat Genuine Officers Sane Police Officer Mushrooms Frisbee

Author:Mark Thomas

“Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me”

Looks Wonder Standing Parks Frisbee

Author:Stewart Francis

“John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded.”

People World Guy Order Objects Kings And Love Filled Discrimination Fats Oppression Luther Peace And Love Lennon Racial Discrimination Frisbee

Author:Jon Lajoie

“It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.”

Looks Impossible Style Frisbee

Author:Peter Kay

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