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Famous Kevin Kolenda Quotes
“Just tell the fuggin Truth . . . you will have less to remember and more to forget”
“If you can write like Matthew, Mark, Luke or John Lennon then I will read it”
“I am a tuna fish outta the can and tap water person when it comes to being a foodie”
“Jimi Hendrix is the Greatest, Jeff Beck is the Best, but I prefer to listen to Jimmy Page”
“Those who live in Glass Houses of Congress . . . should not throw Boulders”
“Econo-moronics . . . what class Connecticut politicians excelled in at school.”
“this is an amateur trapeze act without a net . . . meaning its not gonna end well”
“Sometimes I need to Get the Led out . . . in order to get Outta the right side of the bed”
“I was the 1st to realize being a one women guy is the only way to go & Jagger was the last”
“Golf Courses don't grow on Trees . . . Trees grow on Golf Courses”
“You heard of Dollars and Cents . . . This person is Zero Dollars and Nonsense”
“Twitter is the gutter of the Internet . . . its just all trolls, bots and cheap shots”
“I will be tipping more than most, and drinking harder than the rest”
“There is not enough Super in Super Beets . . . to offset my Pizza Eating & Vodka drinking Diet”
“R U a Good Golfer? . . .The Only good golfers are on TV . . .the rest of us suck”
“I Hate Whiners . . . ya know what I hate the most? . . . when I Whine.”
“this place ain't so tough . . . I can beat up 1/2 the girls in here”